George W. Bush
Poor George
Couldn't find oil when he was in the oil business.
Can't find his Texas driving record.
Can't find his National Guard record.
Can't find Osama bin Laden.
Can't find the Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Can't find evidence that Saddam was involved in 9/11.
Can't find the terrorist's in Iraq.
Can't find enough troops to send to Iraq.
Can't find a way to get out of Iraq.
Can't find his way to a press conference.
Can't find the words he wants to say.
Can't find jobs for Americans.
Can't find enough flu vaccine.
Can't find a record of his he don't want sealed away from us.
Can't find a Pharmaceutical Company he don't like.
Can't find a tax cut for the rich he don't like.
Can't find anything wrong with the Patriot Act.
Can't find a freedom he wouldn't like to take from us.
Can't find a friendly leader on the continent of Europe.
Can't find the courage to take responsibility for anything.
Can't find the integrity to tell the truth.
And probably can't find his rear end with both hands.
I hope he can find his way back to Crawford Texas.
Satire by Norman Chenoweth©
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