Alan Stang has been a member of
the
working press for almost forty years. He
wrote the Tex and Jinx radio show at NBC
in New York. He was an original Mike
Wallace writer, and is the reason Mike
is meaner than a junkyard dog.
By:
Alan Stan
RON PAUL
COVER
HIS BACK
Tuesday,
May 15, 2007
By:
Alan Stang
For those of you who never
heard of Ron Paul before the debate, I
have known him for more than twenty five years. I have been with him
many times in many settings. I recall being with him in fellow
physician Larry McDonald’s congressional office in Washington, which
would have had to be more than twenty four years ago. Remember that
my dear friend Larry was probably kidnapped by the Soviets on
September first, 1983, when they shot down Koran Air Lines 007. He
was an old-school Democrat, of course, and completely shared our
beliefs.
I have spent time with Ron
between congressional stints in his
medical office. After the Patriot Act, he told me ruefully that the
congressmen who voted for it had not been allowed to read it and knew
only what they had been told. A few months back, we were together in
his district office in Lake Jackson and he told me he was breaking in
his new knees. That’s right, in addition to all his other qualities,
Dr. Ron is now a bionic Member of Congress.
Later, I introduced him at a
meeting in Austin and told the audience
that since the doctors had replaced his knees, they may as well go all
the way and clone him. I still think it was a good idea – I modestly
asked for only 534 Dr. Ron clones to replace the other Members of
Congress – but he shot me down at once when I surrendered the dais.
He said that wife Carol, who was sitting right there, wasn’t as
enthusiastic as I was because “one Ron Paul is enough.” It’s the only
thing I’ve heard Carol say that I disagree with.
So I think I am qualified to
say, for those of you who may not have
known much about Ron Paul before the earthquake at the Reagan Library,
that he is the real thing. He is exactly what you thought he was when
you saw him in the debate, despite what the media scumbags said he
said. As President, he would dismantle IRS and the Fed. He would get
us out and keep us out of illegal, imperial wars. He would restore
genuine Free Enterprise and real money. He would stop the
government-inspired deportation of our jobs and standard of
living.
But remember that by now the
federal government has passed the
tipping point. The way back is now uphill. Democracy, which the
Founding Fathers feared and hated, has turned government into an
immensely lucrative racket. Many people are using it to make
humongous fortunes. Senate crook Dianne Feinstein is just one recent
example. Hundreds of billions of dollars have vanished in Iraq.
El
presidente Jorge W. Boosh
is
the most prominent of many who have accumulated enormous power, and
they want more. The conspiracy for world government is approaching
its goal: the destruction of our national independence, so that the
country can be submerged in a regional, and then in a world
government.
On April
30th,
at the White House, Boosh signed a “Transatlantic Economic
Integration” agreement between the U.S. and the European Union. Also
signing were German Chancellor Angela Merkel – current president of
the European Council – and European Commission President José Manuel
Barroso. The document says that the U.S. and the European Union “seek
to strengthen transatlantic economic integration.”
Dr. Ron would stop all this,
so the crooks and conspirators and the
media pimps they employ want to stop him. And the record shows that
they will do everything, from blackmail to extortion to murder, to get
what they want. “Law” for them is whatever they do at the time. We
know that people who oppose them have an unfortunate habit of
“committing suicide.” One man even shot himself in the back more than
once with a shotgun. Another killed himself and then drove to Fort
Marcy Park in the District of Criminals, where the cops found his
body. Ain’t that right, Vince?
At the Reagan Library, Dr. Ron
took them by surprise. He barely was
allowed in. They paid him no attention. Why waste time on a yokel from
Lake Jackson? Where? (By the way, Ron is not a native Texan. If
memory serves, he started out as a Pennsylvania Yankee. We let him
live here in the Promised Land because of his ideas.) So, Ron started
out with zero support and less than zero media interest in his
thinking.
The crucial issues in the
debate of course were the fact that
“front-runner” Mitt Romney is a staunch homosexualist; he did
everything he could to advance the cause of sodomy as governor of
Taxachusetts. And of course had I been there as a member of the
press, I would have asked the other “front runner,” America’s mayor
Rudy, the perennial question that has plagued the country all
along:
“Mayor Giuliani, when you are
not wearing women’s clothes, are you
nevertheless wearing women’s underwear, and, if so, what is your bra
size?” Yes, it’s a stupid question. I would argue that it’s a lot
less stupid than some of the questions that were asked. Remember that
we have had our first “black” President (Clinton) and our first
homosexualist President (Bush). With Rudy we face the prospect of our
first cross-dressing President. Hey, it’s time, right? (By the way,
you do need to know that Dr. Ron is something of a prude. He
invariably wears men’s clothes and underwear.)
At last, the camera turned to
Dr. Paul. Yes, he is handsome. He even
looks like a President. But, after all, he’s a yokel, an innocuous
country doctor. They would let him mumble for the allotted few minutes
and move on. Everybody knows this thing is between Rudy and Mitt.
Everything else is window dressing.
Then, suddenly, without
warning, there was an Incredible Hulk
transformation. Godzilla was onstage, biting off heads, tearing off
limbs and chewing on the bones. Who was he? Where had he come from?
Who let him in? The reptilian media scumbags couldn’t very well drag
him off the dais. The cameras were live. They had to sit there and
listen while Dr. Ron assured them that his first official act as
President would be to dismantle IRS.
And across the country, from
the west bank of the Hudson to the
California line, a roar erupted, as millions of astounded Americans
who pay the taxes, fight the wars and go to work (unless their jobs
have been deported), realized that Dr. Ron was saying in plain
English what they believe in private. Most of the other candidates
spoke boilerplate. They saw they were not alone and not crazy.
“Imagine! A candidate for President who thinks like me.”
The internet polls started
rolling in. Every one of them showed that
Ron had dismembered and buried all the opposition. It wasn’t even
close. At first the American Bureau of Communism (ABC) News poll
deleted Ron altogether. ABC added him only after a tidal wave of
furious telephone calls and emails. Ron had 15,568 of the first
18,000 votes in the ABC News poll. Homosexualist Mitt Romney, who
“won,” had 245.
MySpace has been blocking
posts related to Dr. Ron. ABC’s message
boards have been deleting expressions of outrage about the network’s
attempt to squelch him. Media scumbags even lied about what he had
said, despite the fact that we heard him say it. Scumbags Keith
Olbermann and Chris Matthews, who hosted the actual debate, claimed
that none of the Republican candidates opposed the occupation of
Iraq, in the face of what Dr. Paul had said.
Yahoo has been censoring Dr.
Paul. They claim he is not an announced
candidate. But the Federal Elections Commission says he is; and if he
isn’t how did he get into the debate? The most creative argument said
that Ron’s supporters are “viral” computer bloggers who voted more
than once, except that the polling technology makes it impossible to
vote more than once from an I.P. address.
Two things emerge. First, the
orchestrated attempt to squelch Dr. Ron
should prove to the last doubter that the outcome has already been
ordained, that the process is largely a charade. Second, remember that
these polls are taken among people who have access to the net, still a
minority. Most of the American people by far still get their daily
brainwashing from the Communist media left (CBS, CNN, ABC, etc.) and
the Communist media right (Limbag, Laura, Hannity, etc.). So, much
more must be done.
Which brings me to the reason
for this piece. By now the shock has
worn off. Tomorrow evening, in South Carolina, our Communist media
will
not be taken by surprise. They will be
expecting Godzilla.
Indeed, don’t
logic and our experience of these scumbags tell you that they have
been figuring out what to do since the disaster at the Reagan
Library?
They certainly have no
intention of allowing sensible, handsome,
avuncular Dr. Ron to keep breaking through to the people. I believe
Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who could beat Hillaroid,
the nation’s leading cause of lower back pain. Remember, he’s the only
Republican who voted against the war. His policy is the only sensible
American policy: he would not have put us there, but now that we are
there, win it and get out. No politics!
So we must be super vigilant.
We know they will do something. We just
don’t know what it is. We don’t know when. If you are anywhere near
Columbia, South Carolina tomorrow night, go to the Fox debate. Festoon
the place with Ron Paul signs. Are you a computer ninja? Standby to
work your magic on the net. If Godzilla strikes again, you can be
sure that the Communist media will do what it can to mess up the
polls and worse.
To put yourself into the right
frame of mind for the debate, watch
Clint Eastwood in “The Outlaw Josie Wales.” Then, during the debate,
watch Ron’s back. By the way, I just checked. Ron Paul has no
immediate plans to “commit suicide.” My prayer is that he gets
through this thing alive.
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Alan Stang has been a network radio talk show host and was one of
Mike Wallace's first writers. He was a Contributing Editor for
American Opinion magazine and has lectured around the world for more
than 40 years. He is the author of some fifteen books and hundreds of
magazine pieces. His new book is Scumbags I Have Known: And Other
Profundities. He is a regular columnist for Ether Zone.
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Published in the May 14, 2007 issue of Ether Zone.
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